”i hate cheese”
gET OUT RIGHT NOW
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer
the only thing he killin with that face is my asshole
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
can you paint with all the colors of the wind
alright picasso calm down
I wish we got notifications when people published our asks instead of having to refresh their blog like every second
Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??
high school more like sigh school
Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES.
It was never just the cat.
They never already ate.
They weren’t cold in july.
They didn’t have the stomach flu.
They weren’t just tired.
They weren’t fine.
They didn’t just have a bad day.
They weren’t just upset.
THEY WERE DEPRESSED, so open your fucking eyes before it’s too late!"